Oh wow, I haven't been here in forever.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Make a big explosion!
Learn the first of many new skills.
Use an awesome limit break for the first time.
Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.
Been gone for a while.
Now it's time to get to work!